landon

A big fat simp

Who's that guy always shirt chasing?
Oh that's just landon

by Sasha Nitz April 25, 2020

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Landon

Landon is a charming man with a smile that can light up the room. Landon is very caring and sympathetic, but still always manages to have a good time. Another thing that attracts the ladies to Landon is his tendency to have a big penis, length and girth.

Girl: Damn look at that guy over there! So dreamy!
Girls Grandmother: Oh I know, darling, I slept with him! His name is Landon.

by sixtynine ways to eat April 27, 2020

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Landon

Landon is a fucking pervert and sucks no one gets why every girl likes him he's an asshole and shows people his penis because "that's what friends do" and he uses people to become the popular kid in school

Is that landon? Ugh yeah, didn't he use you just because your popular and he's not? *Sigh* yeah

by Gavinknows June 20, 2020

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Landon deshotels

Landon is a really cool guy who likes to hangout with his friends. Has amazing spelling and gets all the girls. Been playing Minecraft since alpha and is amazing at rainbow six siege.

Landon deshotels has no flaws

by TyLeee August 10, 2020

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