Jon

tired and depressed.

gg go next jon

by pseudonymflow November 22, 2021

Jon Link fucked a giraffe

Jon Link, a boy who takes apush and has a bad taste in dank memes, had sexual intercourse with a giraffe

I was browsing dank memes, and I remembered that my good ol pal Jon Link fucked a giraffe.

by [e-mail] November 3, 2016

Jon-Erik

He’s the greatest guy that exists on this amazing earth! Jon-Erik is a person that’s loves to be in Copenhagen and hates to go home and miss all the amazing people he met at his housing.

Have you met Jon-Erik?

No, who is he and what does he do?
He’s busy with ending world hunger by stealing all the food that Lydia keeps in het fridge!

by Peer97 November 22, 2021

jon favreauing

v) creating or saving one’s movie franchise.

ant: jjabramsing, kennedying
n) Jon Favreau: American film genius

Nerd 1: Are you going to watch the new Doctor Who?

Nerd 2: Are you going put an ice pick into your balls? That is one show that desperately needs some jon favreauing.

by Alex Franklin December 21, 2020

Jon Griffith

Science "teacher", track coach, athlete, very good at using projectors to display needed information, and loves Mountain Dew.

Jon Griffith sometimes has to lower his standards and drink mellow yellow when he is out of Mountian Dew.

by T.J. Coakley December 14, 2008

Being a Jon

A person who uses there laziness as an excuse for being selfish.

Being a Jon:
Billy won't come to my birthday party because he's lazy but i know it's because I live far from him and it's inconvenient for him. Billy is being such a Jon.

by sammyflakes June 11, 2016

jon-esque

douche bag who comes back into you’re life when he realizes he doesn’t affect you anymore

I haven’t talked to him in a while and he just dm’d me. Very jon-esque of him

by snevelyn January 19, 2019