Private Jet

An elaborate and expensive way to appear a hypocrite.

Yeah, but I off set the carbon with lots of trees, and a Papal dispensation. Now let’s park my private jet next to that snowdrift while I harangue you about Global Warming you smelly peasants

by Maggie T May 7, 2025

Jet Lagged a Decade

It's when some edgy gen-Z attempts to make a 2000s joke in modern times that they seem to suddenly warped to that era.

"Did he just make a 'manamajeff' joke in 2021?"
"I know right? Man's jet lagged a decade."

by blaastranger December 28, 2020

Super Jet

the act of accelerating the mph of your urine by wanking.

Joseph Super Jetted so far it hit Caroline in the eye.

by excelledstream March 28, 2017

redneck jet fuel

Any flavor of Monster Energy.

Hey, why don't you mix vodka and a little redneck jet fuel?

by montanatony26 June 27, 2016

jet kokie

this boy doesn't know anything

person 1 : what is this
person 2 : did you do a jet kokie

by jxdtrdu September 25, 2019

Jet hag

a old lady who travels using a jet pack

IS that a jet hag in the air

by dragster for life September 12, 2016

Jet Gag

Road head but on an airplane.

Smitty gave the guy next to him Jet Gag.

by wd27 April 26, 2022