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Jon Jon The Great

The man the myth the legend. A mysterious man he works ten times as everyone else in his passion and sets the standards he is success
by Hello2orld February 29, 2020
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sloppy jon

A co worker who lies all of the time and is late a lot as well as sometimes sleeping through his alarm. Sloppy Jons have great humor and are sometimes awkward.
Oh man, he is such a sloppy jon. Such bad news.
by trollishcoworker May 17, 2015
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Retard Jon

Retard Jon is a person who was not born retarded but simply drank himself retarded.
by dopelemon June 11, 2020
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The Jon O

When a man rests one of his balls on the vagina for an extended period of time.
Warning: The Jon O requires exceptional balance.
by Bevan July 20, 2008
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Jon Bovi Monday

Related to Bon Jovi Friday. A Jon Bovi Monday is the Tuesday following a Monday off when, despite it being Tuesday, it sucks like a Monday.
I'm still wrecked from all that drinking I did on Memorial Day. Today is definitely a Jon Bovi Monday.
by RexxxManning June 27, 2017
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jon cass

Jon Cass? Jon Cass!
by The Griggman November 23, 2021
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jon

lets just say hes pwitty cwacked at fortine, also a big hit with the dordy sorts😉, he has a 2inch dick and likes his tummy being tiggled. btw hes gonna make prob 1mil a yr from his gold card (50% get it).
#loveislove
#gaypower
#dordy sorts come my way. @jonjw14
by no12345676543 February 27, 2024
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