Red lobster

a sexual act preformed at red lobster location whilst you beat your dick under the table while the waiter/waitress is getting your order and you have to cum by the end of your order

Gary have you tried the red lobster yet.

yea I did it on Tuesday with john and the others.

by lobster beater March 12, 2021

lobstered

To have a commercially sourced lobster comedically placed in ones privately owned pool. The practice of lobstering originated in the late 1900s before lobsters were seen as delicacy.

I fucking hate John. Don’t worry I lobstered his house for you yesterday.

by KyHavers June 26, 2023

lobster kiss

When you and your girl are kissing and you pinch each other's butts

Hey wanna lobster kiss?
Ew no

by Kford123 June 20, 2017

lobster eyes

When someone's eyes are extremely far apart from each other

Is your bitch from the sea? Cuz she got lobster eyes

by magones May 5, 2016

Secret Society of Lobster People

A secret society dedicated to the lobsterfication of everything. But this is a secret, so obviosly foret about it and don't mention it to anyone. Its too weird to even consider being real anyway, so just forget about it. OK?

The SSLP also has deep and loving investment in the Flanders and extended family. Tamsin, Mom, Dad, extended family and relationships are the most important people to the SSLP.

The Secret Society of Lobster People doesn't exist so forget about it.

by iloveandmissuall December 22, 2014

Fuck a Lobster

To smoke grass, that good good, dank, weed ect..

The act of consuming Marijuana.

Hey! Wanna come over and fuck a lobster?
I'm about to step outside to fuck this lobster, any one want to join?

by Mr.JohnsonsHorse October 2, 2022

Lobster

When a partner places his or her thumb in rectum and fondles and cups testicles simultaneously.

Got an awesome lobster of missus last night

by Hounds December 15, 2016