Tree Shit

When your out in the woods and all of a sudden your butt-hole tightens up and you get that distinct feeling that your about to unload 12 pounds of ass cannon....

Onto a tree

tree shit: OH SWEET JESUS

by i dont know February 18, 2021

oakwood tree

A carnivore. (Don't question the logic)

Person: It must be an oakwood tree. It is eating some chicken.
Me: okay then

by OakTreesAreCarnivores August 18, 2016

The Hanging Tree

A song by Marty Robbins. It tells of a man who was looking for gold and almost got hung but survived and walked away from the hanging tree with his true love. Not to be confused with the hanging tree from the hunger games. This song is leagues better that that one.

Yes I walked away from the hanging tree, and my own true love did Walk with me

by BETTS SEAL! November 21, 2021

Splay Tree

This thing is a tree in computer science. It is so fking troublesome and messed with ur brain everytime u tried to code it.

Moreover, it appeared multiple in the National Olympiad in informatics so it becomes more shitty.

Hence, this phrase can be used to describe how messy someone/something is

Daniel: Hey look! the first problem of NOI 2007 day 2 is a splay tree problem.
Brian: WTF!!! I'm definitely not doing that

by just a bad OIer August 27, 2018

tree cosplay

when someone is standing still - like a tree

raymond: bro what r u doing
glenford: i’m just standing here
raymond: tree cosplay💀

by ihavewood May 13, 2022

Potato Tree

1. A mythical tree with the magical ability to grow potatoes from it's branches.

2. A retarded argument

1. The legendary potato tree has evaded me for far too long, this time I shall find it!

2. "I read a book that potatoes grow on trees!" "Are you fuckin' stupid?"

by The Mysterious Hand March 28, 2011

Tree-Fungu

To call somebody Tree-Fungu means to call them a smelly hippie. A Tree-Fungu is a person with a distinct odor and is possibly in a cult. The plural of Tree-Fungu is Tree-Fungus.

"The place was full of Tree-fungus."

by ben and holly May 5, 2022