horizontal bugle horn

When youreating someone's ass and they fart in your mouth

Person 1: I was eating rihanna's ass last night and she fartes in my mouth.
Person 2: Haha you got a horizontal bugle horn
Yo i was tongue punching this bithc's fart box when she back door queefed in my pie hole. So i gagged up my dinner all over her poop deck. Couldn't believe she gave me a horizontal bugle horn

by jeremy has no brain August 22, 2017

frosty french horn

to consume whipped cream out of a naked human's bunghole; a sweeter, more refined, elegant, calorie-providing cousin of the rusty trombone

Kenny: "So the boyfriend and I finally took things to the next level last night...tooted the frosty french horn all night and went through 10 Reddi-whip cans!"
Asher: "You mean there's something tighter than the ol' rusty trombone??"
Kenny: "Oh man you have not lived until you've added whipped cream to the mix!"
Asher: "Looks like Friday night is finally gonna feel alright!"

by My names Dave and I'm stuntman March 13, 2015

van-horn or vanhorn

Van-Horn; Verb one who is a hoe or easy , slut disrespected a spet of life. One only called when wantin a quick a peice of ass. nounOr refered to as sex"gettin it in".

"I van-horn or vanhorn last nitght it was hella good" or " This vanhorn gave me head yesterday, but i used protection"

by The HBIC February 19, 2007

getting your horn on

when you are getting horny and want to have sex.

Spencer: are you ok Kasey?
Kasey: man I am in trouble.
Spencer: what, are you getting your horn on?
Kasey: Yeh man, watch out boys my horn is on.

by littleliar August 4, 2013

christopher ryan horn

A very sweet, and caring guy. He always looks out for those he loves and will never let you down. Everyone around him believes he is wonderful & would do anything for him. He is compassionate & creative. Very dramatic, and attempts to be stubborn. Very cute and adorable! Definately someone you want in your life. Has very good choice in music and is a dork. Dislikes reading, and one of the best actors ever. He can sing and dance and kick ass at soccer :) You have to be very lucky to have this boy in your life and thank God for him everyday.

You will never be as amazing as Christopher Ryan Horn. (:

by stronger_now July 24, 2011

polish my horn

TO clean the horns of a viking horn; or to suck some penis

she polish my horn last night.

by teh_pwner07777 January 14, 2008

Trim them horns

When someone is so horny that you have to tell them to take it down a notch. Effective way to tell some one to back off

Guy: you know I would do you so right~
Girl: Boi, trim them horns you're not doing sh*t

by Cease your faggotry June 3, 2017