jannah is an absolute toot BOMB.. we love jannah but shes kind of funky. we want to yell at jannah (with love) kind of a skibidi toilet kid.,... jk..... maybe.....
girl 1: jannah (not heaven, our friend who is tootalicious) is there shes a bit of a toot bomb!
girl 2: a little funky. we love her
girl 2: a little funky. we love her
by jannahstootaliciousfanclub November 5, 2023
Get the jannah (not heaven, our friend who is tootalicious)mug. by Jdsbeb June 18, 2023
Get the stairway to heavenmug. The delectable dish of perfectly microwaved hotdogs sliced to perfection and folded into the cheesiest macaroni and cheese creating a pleasurable meal comparable only to the feeling you get when Pennie’s fall from heaven.
Man I’m so down in the dumps. I can really
Use some Pennies from heaven to fill my belly and my soul.
Use some Pennies from heaven to fill my belly and my soul.
by MaC AnD ChEe October 17, 2021
Get the Pennies From Heavenmug. HEAVEN is the Opposite of HELL ... If HELL is chaos, fire, demons, darkness, never-ending torment, and drowning in the most vile filthiness for eternity, HEAVEN is peace, clouds, angels, light, never-ending bliss, and being surrounded by the most beautiful and clean paradise ever.
Most humans are condemned.. we are liars, thieves, blasphemous, vile, wicked, idolaters to say the least ... HELL was made for the devil and his angels, but most humans are easily deceived by temptations. Even if they believe Hell and the devil exist, they still live to their rules, their pride, and their evil. This is the ultimate Matrix- humans get to choose Heaven or Hell. But the only one laughing in the end is the Devil who gets to torture masses of human souls for eternity. In Hell, humans are dog toys to demons. Whatever a demon wants to do to you, they do.
Contrast all that with Heaven. Heaven is a place of victory- it is a play of heroes. Many people in heaven died for their faith in Christ or gave up their lives to the mobs of evil people on earth. But these heroes are rewarded with eternal bliss and paradise and those dumb humans who thought they got away with tormenting others for a few years are now tormented for ever and ever.. and their tears will never stop while those in Heave God wipes away all their tears.
If souls in Hell are dog toys.. saints in Heaven are super-heroes.
Don't be a dog toy for eternity. Be a super-hero in heaven. Ask Christ to forgive you and follow Him 100.
Most humans are condemned.. we are liars, thieves, blasphemous, vile, wicked, idolaters to say the least ... HELL was made for the devil and his angels, but most humans are easily deceived by temptations. Even if they believe Hell and the devil exist, they still live to their rules, their pride, and their evil. This is the ultimate Matrix- humans get to choose Heaven or Hell. But the only one laughing in the end is the Devil who gets to torture masses of human souls for eternity. In Hell, humans are dog toys to demons. Whatever a demon wants to do to you, they do.
Contrast all that with Heaven. Heaven is a place of victory- it is a play of heroes. Many people in heaven died for their faith in Christ or gave up their lives to the mobs of evil people on earth. But these heroes are rewarded with eternal bliss and paradise and those dumb humans who thought they got away with tormenting others for a few years are now tormented for ever and ever.. and their tears will never stop while those in Heave God wipes away all their tears.
If souls in Hell are dog toys.. saints in Heaven are super-heroes.
Don't be a dog toy for eternity. Be a super-hero in heaven. Ask Christ to forgive you and follow Him 100.
It is either Heaven or Hell... which do you want?
If Heaven and Hell exist, why still live as if they don't?
Jesus said to one thief on the cross, "Today you will be with me in paradise."
If Heaven and Hell exist, why still live as if they don't?
Jesus said to one thief on the cross, "Today you will be with me in paradise."
by Keeping it 100 from Cali November 7, 2021
Get the HEAVENmug. by savuren February 13, 2021
Get the Staircase to Heavenmug. by Meowskii March 13, 2021
Get the Heaven and Danielmug. The low odds of achieving something that is very lucky and wanted, but unlikely (stems from term “snake eyes”, rolling two ones on a pair of dice)
by DarkMacademia March 29, 2021
Get the Snake eyes in Heavenmug.