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homework orgasm 

When you write a paper single spaced that’s supposed to be double spaced, and you change it to double spaced and see it meet the page requirement.
“I got such a great homework orgasm when I changed it to double spaced and met the 5 page requirement!”
homework orgasm by Dapak August 3, 2020

Homework creep 

The phenomenon where the teachers aren't aware of each other, and simultaneously increase the amount of homework they give, thinking that the students would be able to handle it, thus collectively significantly increasing the overall amount.
Man, the god damn teachers are all on homework creep!
Homework creep by Dominator21GT February 27, 2021

homework vampire 

Someone who can only do homework at night.
I'm such a homework vampire... i'm just too distracted during the day
homework vampire by iambill09 April 26, 2011

Homework Load

An abnormally large cum load, usually occurring when one decides to wank off to deal with their stress over homework.
-Dude! I wasn't at school yesterday. What's the homework load like in Mr. London's class?
-Man, it's ridiculous! It got all over my new computer!
-Dude, that blows!

Homework Head

Noun, indicating a situation in which a person is actively engaged in schoolwork whilst receiving a blowjob from another person more interested in physical gratification than scholarly pursuits. It is a psychologically similar phenomenon to road head.
"Oh, yeah, my professor loved my reading response, even though I wrote it during homework head."

"Listen, I know you have a lot of work to do... but how about some homework head?"
Homework Head by A Kaiser September 17, 2006

Homework Recovery

Homework Recovery; trying to regain time management skills and homework knowledge. Is caused due to long periods of procrastination, seasonal breaks (i.e. Winter/Summer break), and a subject with a significantly decreased amount of homework for a period of time (i.e. reading a novel then switching back to a textbook).

Homework Recovery is incredibly hard to reach and can take up to months. Can also resort in severe lack of knowledge which often leads to failing quizzes/tests. Projects as well suffer from Homework Recovery.
You get your project done?

Oh shit, that's due tomorrow, isn't it?

Yeah. Haven't you hit Homework Recovery yet? It's February.

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Oh man, I'm failing Algebra.

Tell me about it, I bombed 4 tests.

Ugh. I really need to hit Homework Recovery soon.
Homework Recovery by Elitexf7 February 21, 2011