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homework suck

To receive oral sex or stimulation while you do homework.
Steve: Man i hated doing that homework last night, it was so frustrating.
Tim: Not for me, Taylor was over and she gave me some homework suck.
Steve: You lucky son of a bitch.
by pizzacutter24 March 22, 2017
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homework orgasm

When you write a paper single spaced that’s supposed to be double spaced, and you change it to double spaced and see it meet the page requirement.
“I got such a great homework orgasm when I changed it to double spaced and met the 5 page requirement!”
by Dapak August 3, 2020
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Homework creep

The phenomenon where the teachers aren't aware of each other, and simultaneously increase the amount of homework they give, thinking that the students would be able to handle it, thus collectively significantly increasing the overall amount.
Man, the god damn teachers are all on homework creep!
by Dominator21GT February 27, 2021
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homework vampire

Someone who can only do homework at night.
I'm such a homework vampire... i'm just too distracted during the day
by iambill09 April 26, 2011
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Homework Load

An abnormally large cum load, usually occurring when one decides to wank off to deal with their stress over homework.
-Dude! I wasn't at school yesterday. What's the homework load like in Mr. London's class?
-Man, it's ridiculous! It got all over my new computer!
-Dude, that blows!
by bwnerpwner62 May 1, 2010
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Homework Head

Noun, indicating a situation in which a person is actively engaged in schoolwork whilst receiving a blowjob from another person more interested in physical gratification than scholarly pursuits. It is a psychologically similar phenomenon to road head.
"Oh, yeah, my professor loved my reading response, even though I wrote it during homework head."

"Listen, I know you have a lot of work to do... but how about some homework head?"
by A Kaiser September 17, 2006
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Homework Recovery

Homework Recovery; trying to regain time management skills and homework knowledge. Is caused due to long periods of procrastination, seasonal breaks (i.e. Winter/Summer break), and a subject with a significantly decreased amount of homework for a period of time (i.e. reading a novel then switching back to a textbook).

Homework Recovery is incredibly hard to reach and can take up to months. Can also resort in severe lack of knowledge which often leads to failing quizzes/tests. Projects as well suffer from Homework Recovery.
You get your project done?

Oh shit, that's due tomorrow, isn't it?

Yeah. Haven't you hit Homework Recovery yet? It's February.

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Oh man, I'm failing Algebra.

Tell me about it, I bombed 4 tests.

Ugh. I really need to hit Homework Recovery soon.
by Elitexf7 February 21, 2011
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