Toying with her Funbox

A term used to describe female masturbation. This includes any act performed by a female that provides sexual stimulation or pleasure for herself.
by FishingforSkittles April 20, 2011
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shag her rotten

Screw her brains out of her head.
I was having sex with my lady and decided to Shag Her Rotten.
by Twenty putts June 16, 2023
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throw a cock in her

an expression used to communicate a dude's desire to have sex with a particular female, generally employed to convey one of the following feelings: (1) that the chick in question is smokin' hot; (2) that the dude is suitably horny although the chick is not that hot, (3) that the dude's standards are lower than the person he is speaking to; or (4) that there is something about the chick in question that the dude likes.
(1) "Damn look at that hottie....I'd throw a cock in her."

(2) Speaker 1: "Dude, she's ugly."

Speaker 2: "I don't care, I need a slump buster...I'd throw a cock in her."

(3) Speaker 1: "Dude, she's kinda old and has no tits."

Speaker 2: "I'd throw a cock in her."

(4) Speaker 1: "Mandy never did it for me."

Speaker 2: "I'd throw a cock in her."
by 51westside July 08, 2011
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pulls her weight

to work as hard as other people in a group
Leena's a good worker: she pulls her weight around the office.
by damayanti November 18, 2013
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i pissed on her

a saying for when your getting it on but she thought you finished but really you just pissed on her. if you do this your disgusting asf and i think you needs get you uncircumcised dick away from women. they don’t want you pissing in them so fucking leave you fat forehead fucking foreskin mole rat.
i pissed on her
by idk what my name is lol November 29, 2020
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Fixing her printer

When a man "fixes a woman's printer" he is actually dickin' her down. He's giving her the bomb ass dick.
Hey, Andrew. You were gone for quite awhile. What were you doing?
Oh you know, I was just fixing her printer ;).
by kayla manning September 21, 2017
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