Toying with her Funbox

A term used to describe female masturbation. This includes any act performed by a female that provides sexual stimulation or pleasure for herself.

She spent all night toying with her funbox.

by FishingforSkittles May 10, 2011

throw a cock in her

an expression used to communicate a dude's desire to have sex with a particular female, generally employed to convey one of the following feelings: (1) that the chick in question is smokin' hot; (2) that the dude is suitably horny although the chick is not that hot, (3) that the dude's standards are lower than the person he is speaking to; or (4) that there is something about the chick in question that the dude likes.

(1) "Damn look at that hottie....I'd throw a cock in her."

(2) Speaker 1: "Dude, she's ugly."

Speaker 2: "I don't care, I need a slump buster...I'd throw a cock in her."

(3) Speaker 1: "Dude, she's kinda old and has no tits."

Speaker 2: "I'd throw a cock in her."

(4) Speaker 1: "Mandy never did it for me."

Speaker 2: "I'd throw a cock in her."

by 51westside July 8, 2011

play with her nose

Someone who uses cocaine or other hard drugs through snorting

I can't mess with her, she play with her nose.

by Buffed Up Westsider September 17, 2020

Fixing her printer

When a man "fixes a woman's printer" he is actually dickin' her down. He's giving her the bomb ass dick.

Hey, Andrew. You were gone for quite awhile. What were you doing?
Oh you know, I was just fixing her printer ;).

by kayla manning September 20, 2017

just her face

The opposite of butter face; when a person has a beautiful face, but a terrible body.

Keira Knightly is such a just her face.

by TheBaron588 March 12, 2016

Cracking her cunt

The female equivalent of "busting your balls"

I told my mom I was busting her balls and she said she didn't have any balls. I therefore deduced I was cracking her cunt as I lightly joked around with her.

Jill: Hurry up and get ready Tina, all the makeup this side of China ain't gonna make you look good.
Tina: O quit cracking my cunt Jill, not all of us can be gold digging whores with natural good looks.

by CharliePowerHouse May 31, 2015

her grandmother's bear

A Taiwan slang swear phrase directly (literally) translated into English. Functions like "your momma's" or "fuck that."

"that guy freakin' ripped me off... her grandmother's bear!"

by Will L June 22, 2005