Beating off onto the ass of a lazy/sleeping sexual partner, usually done when drunk or extremely horny.
Bob: Yo man, you get any action last night?
Todd: Nah, Suzan was "too tired" so I just pulled down the back of her pants and gave her a lazy girlfriend.
Todd: Nah, Suzan was "too tired" so I just pulled down the back of her pants and gave her a lazy girlfriend.
by DKNJ420 December 24, 2008
Get the Lazy Girlfriendmug. 
The true Girlfriend Experience is something a man askes for when he goes visits a prostitute and dosen't want to use a condom.
Upon finding the massage parlor he asked the hooker if he could have the "girlfriend experience" because he really, really wanted to catch AIDS!
OR
I had a cop in here earlier saying he was "doing research for a movie" and asked me what the "true girlfriend experience" was. So I told this fool that it means, taking a ho out to a restraunt, movie, and kissing her in pubic. Can you believe that sucker left beliving me? What an idiot!!!!!!
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I had a cop in here earlier saying he was "doing research for a movie" and asked me what the "true girlfriend experience" was. So I told this fool that it means, taking a ho out to a restraunt, movie, and kissing her in pubic. Can you believe that sucker left beliving me? What an idiot!!!!!!
by str8up safe sex May 13, 2009
Get the Girlfriend Experiencemug. A Girlfriend Catcher, is someone who does NOT have sucess with the ladies. Typically, they have never dated a girl ever, and never even flirt. Can also be known as being green. Not to be confused with being homosexual.
by Jeremy Plume May 26, 2008
Get the Girlfriend Catchermug. by Ruck Riggers January 28, 2020
Get the Girlfriendmug. 
Get the girlfriendmug. A person who facestalks his or her friend's girlfriend
by Rabbi Gralla October 18, 2009
Get the Girlfriend stalkermug.