Laurie said he’d come camping and at the last minute came up with numerous excuses why he couldn’t make it. Laurie is a flake.
by Bowdizzle November 16, 2024
Get the Flake mug.A person who constantly "flakes" or bails out at the last minute ruining everyone's plans. The kind of person that you wonder why you even invite them to things.
While agreeing to plans within the group, Greg always ends up flaking, even sometimes not telling anyone and just no showing get togethers because he is the biggest Flakeasaurus.
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A person who constantly "flakes" or bails out at the last minute ruining everyone's plans. The kind of person that you wonder why you even invite them to things.
While agreeing to plans within the group, Greg always ends up flaking, even sometimes not telling anyone and just no showing get togethers because he is the biggest Flakeasaurus.
by A-Aron689 February 20, 2025
Get the Flakeasaurus mug.The widespread tendency of people to cancel or not show up to dates, activities, or events with friends, colleagues, or romantic partners, despite having indicated that they would come.
Plaque reflects the idea that it spreads because flaking establishes the social norm that it is permissible to cancel last-minute.
Plaque reflects the idea that it spreads because flaking establishes the social norm that it is permissible to cancel last-minute.
by snapebysnape March 7, 2025
Get the flake plaque mug.A deviation of the Pokey Bum-Wank where a chocolate sweet is used as a replacement for the finger. The sweet treat is inserted into the anus whilst carrying out the five-knuckle-shuffle to heighten the participants' pleasure. This may also be of benefit to those that have to take emergency action to control their blood-sugar levels due to a diabetic emergency - though there is little medical evidence to prove that this will successfully prevent the patient from slipping into a coma mid-wank.
I am feeling particularly horny having left the gym all pumped up and after observing the lycra-clad lovelies that were also working out. However, I have unsuccessfully kept control of my blood-sugars and need to take urgent action. I think I will kill two birds with one stone and have myself a Flakey Bum-Wank.
by normanstanleyfletcher April 5, 2025
Get the Flakey Bum-Wank mug.1. A character type in China Mieville’s Embassy Town
2. A potentially original floating oak tree with telekinetic capabilities.
2. A potentially original floating oak tree with telekinetic capabilities.
“ who were we? Not many, a gathering of no ones, floakers, dissident Staff, a handful of precious Ambassadors. But our numbers were growing,”
- Embassytown, Chapter 13. Del Rey Ballantine Books c China Mieville 2011
- Embassytown, Chapter 13. Del Rey Ballantine Books c China Mieville 2011
by Archem42 April 12, 2025
Get the floaker mug.when someone agrees to something or makes a plan or says they are going to do something with you but everytime they instead end up hanging out with a random bitch on the street that they don't know and/or just met
Alex - did you have fun hanging out with that grenade Flaker Boy?
Jimmy - Are you talking about Larissa? She's like a 6 not a 4 so she's not a grenade and people get busy it's life bro you can't get mad at me for not coming to your Superbowl party with the boys
Jimmy - Are you talking about Larissa? She's like a 6 not a 4 so she's not a grenade and people get busy it's life bro you can't get mad at me for not coming to your Superbowl party with the boys
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