Fact buddy

A fact buddy is an individual with whom one exchanges factual information on a frequent or infrequent basis.

There are rarely discrete terms of commitment or participation agreed upon verbally or in writing between the concerned parties. The very nature of the bond between fact buddy and fact buddy is a deep understanding and appreciation for facts. Presumably, both individuals are lifelong learners that act as sponsers to each other, offering a safe and encouraging environment where one may share knowledge without being deemed pretentious or condescending.
“Hey Dude, how bout this weather eh? Gorgeous sunrise!! Sweet surfing mate!”
“Yeah brah. It may look nice, but I read that the color is often due to the level of pollution in the air.”
“Seriously? I never knew that. Interesting.”
“True story. Can you hand me my blue sun sunnies dude?”
“They’re actually cyan.”
Righteous dude. We both learned something today and didn’t take insult. We are the best fact buddies!”

in the office ten years later ..

“Can you hand me that pen dude?This pencil is smudging everywhere.”
“Actually, this pen is a gel pen, which is notably far less superior than a fine print ball point steel barrel .3 mm pen. -If smudging is the variable you are most concerned with. -You could do gel, but you want to make sure you have quality paper that can absorb the ink quickly as it takes longer to dry than a ball point. Otherwise you may find the pencil more tolerable.”
“Thanks fact buddy, do you happen to have one I can borrow? I’ll have to look in to getting better writing utensils!”
“We make the best recommendations for one another.”
“I know. I love your smiles encrusted knowledge bombs.”
by Contriveme July 4, 2018
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Holy Fact

Sometimes a piece of factual information is worthy of the gospel.
this is a reading from the gospel according to matthew; That is a HOLY FACT man.
by Mcphil69 October 9, 2020
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Politi-Fact

A politicized rendetion of truth according to the whims of a corporate monied establishment that creates its own truth and reality to impose what is false as Truth on the masses in support of their interests
too many Politi-fact checks could get you cancelled
by SnowHotep January 30, 2022
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fact got

used in place of faggot, usually by straight people to avoid the slur
straight person: look at those fact gots over there
gay person: what the fuck.
by hautkrankheiten December 27, 2023
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facts

Used to express intense agreement, implying that what was said is completely true, that it is "factual"
"Pissy Pumper would make a bad alternative title for Pissy Pamper by Playboi Carti."
"Facts."
by LetherG September 19, 2020
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Dad Fact

An unfounded but logical piece of information that may or may not be a fact, often wielded by dads at a BBQ.
Trav: "Did you know that if you pour Sprite on your balls you can taste it?"

Mike: "Sounds like a dad fact"
by Da House November 26, 2023
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