dildo slinger

To be a slinger of a dildo; at others, usually in a comical fashion.

That dude is a dildo slinger, he almost hit Tiquisha!

by Heineken24 May 17, 2006

the human dildo

A person who's level of bitch ass-ness is astronomical and who's hair resembles a dick

He looks like the human dildo

by thehumandildo November 25, 2014

golden dildo

ive got pretty tired of calling people retard, cock hole, fag, etc... so ive decided when somebody whats to be a dumbass im just gonna call them a golden dildo

me: ron why are you such a golden dildo?
ron: what are you talking about?
me: god damn your a golden dildo.

by mr86vision November 15, 2009

dildo hunter

one who searches for the dildo! Whether in any oriface, the dildo hunter can find any dildo!

Andrew was walking down the street and noticed a dildo hunter searching through McKenzie's boxand pulled out an enormous butt fucking device. What was McKenzie doing! No ass anyway!

by Jared Boyer January 1, 2006

Dildo Faggot

A ginger who indulge in various activities such as; CBT and Pegging

Hey John go peg that Dildo Faggot

by Lolerrr December 8, 2021

sausage dildos

When you shit into a condom, tie it off, then use it as a dildo.

Hey I made a sausage dildos last night, though it didn't work cause I had diarrhea

by ILoveSausages June 7, 2016

sausage dildo

Shitting into a condom, tying it closed, and using it as a dildo.

"That's an amazing sausage dildo Sydney!"

by Dean Dingus August 17, 2016