black dildo

It’s a nigga wid a black dildo

Yooo!!!! U got a nice black dildo

by Gayassmadafaka January 16, 2018

the human dildo

A person who's level of bitch ass-ness is astronomical and who's hair resembles a dick

He looks like the human dildo

by thehumandildo November 25, 2014

golden dildo

ive got pretty tired of calling people retard, cock hole, fag, etc... so ive decided when somebody whats to be a dumbass im just gonna call them a golden dildo

me: ron why are you such a golden dildo?
ron: what are you talking about?
me: god damn your a golden dildo.

by mr86vision November 15, 2009

dildo hunter

one who searches for the dildo! Whether in any oriface, the dildo hunter can find any dildo!

Andrew was walking down the street and noticed a dildo hunter searching through McKenzie's boxand pulled out an enormous butt fucking device. What was McKenzie doing! No ass anyway!

by Jared Boyer January 1, 2006

Dildo Faggot

A ginger who indulge in various activities such as; CBT and Pegging

Hey John go peg that Dildo Faggot

by Lolerrr December 8, 2021

Dildo cheese

Cheese made of dildos

Would you like some dildo cheese with that sir ...

by Irongimp69 March 6, 2017

welfare dildo

When take a shit in a condom and freeze it to later use for masturbation

Marge had a welfare dildo in her freezer.

by bolognaround January 21, 2015