by jds5 December 29, 2019
A person whose dining companion abruptly leaves the table mid-main-course to make a looooooong trip to the restroom, leaving you stupidly and embarrassingly alone to finish off your meal; this circumstance often requires that the dinner table widow (DTW) act as though he or she is enjoying the meal in solitude, even though he/she is in reality suffering in total humiliation on the inside, thinking, "Do people think I got ditched mid-meal??" The humiliation effect is especially exaggerated when one is on a first date. BTW, I wrote this while I was a DTW, in an attempt to look like I was totally okay with being ditched mid-meal. Damn it.
Hey: are you gonna be gone long? I don't wanna end up a dinner table widow (DTW).
Yeah, he left me there for about 30 minutes. I was a total DTW.
Yeah, he left me there for about 30 minutes. I was a total DTW.
by Moonpie Feedbag June 19, 2010
by UBigGAEY March 06, 2018
U GUYS PLS PUBLISH OUR DINNER ONE IT WILL MAKE PONYO AND RAINI VERY HAPPY, ITS PONYOS BIRTHDAY TODAY I WANT MY DINNER ACCEPTED. MY DINNER MY DINNER MY DINNER, MY DINNER MY DINNER MY DINNER.
by ponyo rodriguez August 07, 2019
The after dinner shit or more commonly known as the ADS is a release of shit, after a long and filling dinner. Most commonly taken after Indian, Mexican or Pasta. The time frame for the ADS can vary dramatically, due to the particular size and density of the dish consumed.
Frank, Stefan, Luis, Andrew and darcy had finished eating curry. No wonder he took that epic After Dinner Shit ADS (After Dinner Shit) straight after. My toilet won't ever be the same...
by Luis, Frank, Stefan ,Andrew, January 26, 2009
I go to dinner and steak only the real can relate I used to live in the P's now it's a crib with a gate.
by Said little November 19, 2017
by Ale House September 26, 2007