the pants you wear before consuming mass amounts of cookies to allow for the stomach to expand rappidly. Often brightly colored and extremely ugly.
*not to be confused with thanksgiving pants
*not to be confused with thanksgiving pants
Oh my gawd, Dera ate so many cookies she passed out on the kitchen floor again. Good thing she had on her cookie pants.
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Are you dating a Lemon Cookie?
Yes- Good! Keep them forever!
No- You probably should get on that!!!
I dare you to take a bite!
Are you dating a Lemon Cookie?
Yes- Good! Keep them forever!
No- You probably should get on that!!!
I dare you to take a bite!
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