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Cookie Pants

the pants you wear before consuming mass amounts of cookies to allow for the stomach to expand rappidly. Often brightly colored and extremely ugly.

*not to be confused with thanksgiving pants
Oh my gawd, Dera ate so many cookies she passed out on the kitchen floor again. Good thing she had on her cookie pants.
by Jessi & Berott January 30, 2009
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Cookie List

The distribution list that you send an email to in the office when it's your birthday and you have left cookies by the coffee machine.
Maggie "Hi everyone, It's my brithday today, 21 again! To celebrate, please help yourselves to cookies by the coffee machine!"

Debbie "Oh damn it, I'm working from home today and I'm still on the cookie list!"
by Rhym3 August 14, 2009
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Urban Cookie

The collective name for illegal pills which you might take in a night club.
by ghurt45 September 26, 2009
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Cookie Quiet

When an individual eats too many marijuana cookies and/or brownies and is so high they cannot speak.

Other symptoms included extreme anxiety, checking ones pulse/heart rate and imagining very unlikely health disorders.
Marvin was so stoned on weed cookies last night he was cookie quiet.
by DeanPhilip January 17, 2011
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Cookie Line

A line that is not worth waiting in.
Hey look at that place, it looks really popular based on the length of the line.
That's a cookie line, I went there yesterday and the food is overrated.
by Roaken February 18, 2011
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cookie overdose

The act of consuming a large quantity of cookies, such as Oreos, in disregard to serving sizes. Usually results in stomach pain and extreme joy or happiness.
Jamie went to a party over the summer, and saw some rad cookies. The whole ride home, she regretted the cookie overdose.
by Mrug July 19, 2015
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pussy cookie

A slang term used as an insult or a call for your homies.
Hey what's up my pussy cookies?

What are you some kind of pussy cookie?
by gay faggots October 2, 2016
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