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Cookie Pants

the pants you wear before consuming mass amounts of cookies to allow for the stomach to expand rappidly. Often brightly colored and extremely ugly.

*not to be confused with thanksgiving pants
Oh my gawd, Dera ate so many cookies she passed out on the kitchen floor again. Good thing she had on her cookie pants.
by Jessi & Berott January 30, 2009
mugGet the Cookie Pantsmug.

Case Cookie

A basic fuckboi that drops in on women's DM's here and there just to stay on the bench. Tends to take multiple gym selfies so that people know he works out. Similar to a dudebro and uses phrases words such as shred and bless up. It's common for a Case Cookie to have Justin Bieber hair and wear sun glasses in daylight.
As they're everywhere, a Case Cookie is somewhat easy to sight. The only way to know for sure is to talk to/observe one. Case Cookie's can be heard saying there's not enough alcohol present to get them drunk. When there is enough they often use the excuse that a certain type of alcohol affects them in unforeseeable ways, while purposefully being vague. This is just a way to maintain their fratboi rep.
Case Cookie uploads picture of a healthy meal on social media: Bless up

Cake Cookie: Bro, there's not enough alcohol here to get me turnt.
Person 1: You're in luck bud, I've just picked up a couple bottles of vodka.
Cake Cookie: Oh no, me drinking vodka is a badd idea. This one time at a party...
by Maddawg120 May 24, 2018
mugGet the Case Cookiemug.

Cookie Line

A line that is not worth waiting in.
Hey look at that place, it looks really popular based on the length of the line.
That's a cookie line, I went there yesterday and the food is overrated.
by Roaken February 18, 2011
mugGet the Cookie Linemug.

Brookie the cookie

Brookie is a cookie. She brings candy for her besties, like her Enrichment friends. (ellie, holland, layla, and ofc Viana) She is also so kind and funny. We love her! Also, she is kinda sussy, but thats ok.
by Elliewelly_lms April 18, 2022
mugGet the Brookie the cookiemug.

Cookie Cunts

How you would describe an angry pack of Girl Scouts who burned your house to the ground because you refused to buy their cookies.
Maybe I should of bought a couple of boxes from the cookie cunts because now I have nowhere to live.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
mugGet the Cookie Cuntsmug.

Pancake cookie

a mischievous cookie that is from the fandom cookie run has committed various types of crimes

this is a joke please dont report me
Random ass cookie : Hey you saw that pancake cookie kill his sister right?!
Other random ass cookie : No.
by onionjuic3 November 16, 2021
mugGet the Pancake cookiemug.

cookie lamp

When you put a cookie in or on a lamp for a person to find at a later time or date.
Russell: Where did the last cookie go?
Zac: I made a cookie lamp for the cleaning lady at the hotel.
by shibbytoast March 4, 2012
mugGet the cookie lampmug.

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