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Cookie Pants

the pants you wear before consuming mass amounts of cookies to allow for the stomach to expand rappidly. Often brightly colored and extremely ugly.

*not to be confused with thanksgiving pants
Oh my gawd, Dera ate so many cookies she passed out on the kitchen floor again. Good thing she had on her cookie pants.
by Jessi & Berott January 30, 2009
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Cookie Line

A line that is not worth waiting in.
Hey look at that place, it looks really popular based on the length of the line.
That's a cookie line, I went there yesterday and the food is overrated.
by Roaken February 18, 2011
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giant cookie

The act of building a circular bdsm cage out of wood, wire, and plastic. Then your sub gets in, and rubs whipped cream, chocolate sauce, and fruit on themselves until you can't take it anymore! Then, you pull him or her out, and lick it off until you both cum! It's not discipline: it's play!
It's Friday night and our plans got canceled! Wanna play giant cookie? I'll build! You get in!
by streetcream April 25, 2021
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Tuff cookies

A slang word used by kids in 2018,that sounds childish
Girl I my hair messed up.., oh tuff cookies
by Thekidwhoknowall October 3, 2018
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Cookie Quiet

When an individual eats too many marijuana cookies and/or brownies and is so high they cannot speak.

Other symptoms included extreme anxiety, checking ones pulse/heart rate and imagining very unlikely health disorders.
Marvin was so stoned on weed cookies last night he was cookie quiet.
by DeanPhilip January 17, 2011
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dumb cookie

A person who surpasses dumb to a point in which they have “earned” the title of a cookie.
Example #1-
Jack: “Yo Tyler, did you see Kadence in the halls today?”
Tyler: “Yeah, didn’t she run into some lockers because she was trying to use a stick to write on paper?”
Jack: “Nah man, she told me she was racing a friend down the stairs by hopping.”
Tyler: “idk, She’s known to change things up. Either way, she’s a dumb cookie.”
Example #2-

(A summed up version of example #1)
A Kadence
by SpicyO 69 January 22, 2018
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sand cookies

The tasty treats found in a cat's litter box.
Man these sand cookies are great!! Thanks a lot Mittens!
by Cosmosssssss December 6, 2011
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