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Christopher

Big dick li nigga, he cool fr.
Christopher a cool li nigga
by Tayvon Cole November 20, 2023
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Christopher endicott

A tall sexy beast. All of his prison guard could never take their eyes off him. He looks fantastic in orange. His server is filled with pictures of middle school hoes. He’s the best communist leader (principle) I’ve ever had!!! Might have to sneak into prison to see him ;) His ex wife currently resides in North Dakota
by Jason baake June 3, 2019
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christopher :)

He is a big kid with tons of Robux. He is loaded $_$
by r/EM_BS November 2, 2020
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Christopher Johnston

A young black man with an incredibly small penis. He often paps to little loli girls and screams "WGERES THE BURN" in Pokemon showdown
Your penis so small I might just call you Christopher Johnston
by I am 18 years old June 5, 2018
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Christopher

Such a Christopher omg
by BingerOfTheBad August 8, 2021
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St. Christopher's Necklace

Similar to a pearl necklace but given to you as a child by your dad or uncle.
You were thrilled at the attention it brought you but you feel shame, just like Catholicism taught you.
Everytime he unhooked the chain, he remembered clearly, the smells of his drunken father's breath as he gave him his first St. Christopher's Necklace
by Gabe Dertz May 19, 2021
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Christopher

Christopher is an amazing guy. Usually tall, very handsome and pale. Christopher's have a very great sense of style, they also have a smile that is to die for. Very talented and passionate about what he does. He strives and doesn't give up. Though he can look mad all the time he's really isn't. Can be kind of awkward, really nervous and super shy but in a really cute way. Not the type of guy that always has a different girl. Christopher's usually get to know one girl and then date her for a long period of time. He will always think about you no matter what. They prefer a long solid relationships. They have really big hearts, but keep their feelings to themselves because they are afraid of getting hurt. It is really easy to open up and talk to a Christopher they are so sweet and inviting. Let them kiss you and be with you. There is nothing better than being loved by a Christopher.
Person 1. God I need a Christopher on my life.
by Secretlover206 November 20, 2023
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