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california blizzard

the act in which a man ejaculates into his female partners ear thus leaving her hearing to be temporarily impaired
man 1:hey man how did your date go last night did you score?

man 2:no but she let me give her a California blizzard she wont be able to hear out of her left ear for a week
by marvey magnums October 2, 2010
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California slide

Not coming to a complete stop at a stop sign, but rather "sliding" through.
I didn't see any cops around, so I just did a California slide through the stop sign.
by Brian A. Thomson January 14, 2009
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california street

Street slang terms that have a homosexual meaning or sound homosexual in a way.

Street slang that is not tough enough to be just street.
"He's my freshie" is an example of california street.
by Dr.UrbanSlang March 9, 2010
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State of California

Expression used to describe someone being an asshole
John: You see jerry at the party last night?
Billy: Yeah, after a few beers he was in a total state of California, you known he and Cindy wouldn't stop arguing, eventually he beat her up.
John: Shit!
by Dr. Cornwalice April 15, 2008
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California Jinx

A spin off the usual jinx. When two people say the same word/phrase simultaneously. The routine jinx, personal jinx, etc. goes on until... california jinx is exclaimed. The person to shout California Jinx now has complete authority over the urination of the victim. Until the Jinxer says the name of the jinxed, they are forbidden to piss.

YOU BASICALLY HAVE THE POWER TO GIVE INFERIOR MORTALS URINARY TRACT INFECTIONS!
Lee and Jordan: PEEPEE!

Lee and Jordan: Jinx, Personal Jinx, Pokemon Jinx, Jinx You Owe Me A Soda, Pyramid Jinx...

Lee: CALIFORNIA JINX MR. MUTHAFUCKA!!!! YOU AIN'T PISSIN!!! YAHH TRICK YAHH!

Jordan: (looks to heavens) WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
by Cracker J 08 August 7, 2008
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California Roll

A term used to define someone who claims to enjoy Asiatic cultures , but wants or demands fundamental changes to any vaguely Asian or Asian inspired media bought to the West in order to suit their personal, usually poor tastes. Often, these will fly in the face of either the original content or authorial intent, and is almost always for the worse.

A common example of a California Roll is the average video game localizer.

The verbal form, California Rolling, is to deface Asian inspired media by deliberately applying clashing ideas and cultural concepts to the setting in a non-synergistic, often embarrassing manner.
Noun example
Person A: "Why does Fire Emblem Fates read so much worse in English?"
Person B: "It was translated by California Rolls, what do you expect?"

Verb Example
4Kids(2002-2008) was a animation dubbing company which would bring over anime from Japan and would California Roll it, sometimes making manic changes like claiming rice balls were jelly donuts.
by Psuedowoodonym August 14, 2023
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California Minute

My boi took 2 California minutes to get here.
by YuOfTheNight December 13, 2018
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