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Chess Champion

A young person who has a very high squeaky voice and doesn't understand any sexual innuendo.
Hurbert: Hey would you like a creamsicle little boy. *slurp*
Chess Champion: Yes those are freaking amazing!
Hurbert: Come down to my cellar, they are down there.
Chess Champion: oh are they orange flavor?
Hurbert: uh sure...
by Dokvald January 9, 2010
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Voluntary Service Campaign

It was a fucking recall! Nissan did it to fix something they fucked up on they early model 300zx fuel injection system. They didn't want to call it a recall because that would look bad so it was called a service campaign. And they didn't really want to spend the money to do it to all Z31's so they said it was voluntary. Non the less, it was a god damn recall.
"Did you have the voluntary service campaign preformed on your Z?"
by RedOctoberManZ31 August 2, 2009
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Street fighter champion

I always thought I was the Street Fighter Champion -- that is, until I played Kristen. -- See Art.
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Breakfast of Champions

1: A martinni
2: A great book by a great American author Kurt Vonnegut
3: Me baby it's all me
1: "You know what they say breakfast of champions and all that, drink up."
2: "I really enjoyed reading Breakfast of Champions."
3: "Help yourselves to the breakfast of champions ladies."
by Dirty Mc Skankysheets August 26, 2004
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Breakfast of Champions

rice krispies in beer; generally followed by a cigarette, and possibly some combo of leftovers from the last night, but only the beer and rice krispies are really needed for a breakfast of champions (bonus if wheaties used instead of rice crispies)
After the party we couldn't find any milk so we opted for a breakfast of champions-cigarettes and rice crispies in beer
by a-con October 2, 2007
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champion

wow! did you see Chloes ass crack in math today? shes a champion alright..
by Sarahhhh April 15, 2006
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Champagne Punk

Any punk or hxc kid that comes from a rich background.

Some of them make up for it in ways, like getting away from living off of their parents money.

The majority, however, are much like Trustafarians (trust fund kids in the hippie scene) in that they rub shoulders with subculture that is less than affluent while having no real world problems themselves because they have infinite money via parents.

Some members of bands in the punk and hxc scene are champagne punks.

These people are fakes. If they are male they usually are womanizers and phony tough.

Champagne Punk is a play off of the phrase "champagne socialist," which is used to describe people who espouse the tenets of socialism while not living them. (if you are a socialist and rich you aren't sharing your money with everyone around you, you are just saying others should while you keep living the lifestyle of a capitalist)
"How does Joe afford to have an iphone without a job?"
"His parents pay all of his bills. He's a champagne punk."

"It must be nice to be able to go on tour and not worry about the future because your parents support your ass."
"Oh, to be a champagne punk."
by SHARP FOREVER August 2, 2012
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