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Carl

The ULTIMATE Capper. He’s not someone you want to associate with. He never listens, is more stubborn than the most stubborn person you know.

He makes the worst plays in any game he plays, and above all, he is 100% convinced he’s good at everything he does. That’s why he’s the ULTIMATE CAPPER.
Damn, that haircut Carl gave me? I swear I lost braincells.
by FullyKitted November 22, 2021
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Peepin' Carl

A very creepy arborist, who employes sex offenders and trims your bushes in a manner to allow him to return later and peek in your winds and spy on you.

Sometimes he sets up cameras that spy on you in the shower.
Homeowner: "why are these bushes trimmed like this?"
Landscaper: "the arborist did that."
Homeowner: "FFS! He's a peepin' Carl! Check the perimeter for cameras!"
by Profound Observations July 9, 2025
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Carl-Jo

The most handsome and sexy guy to ever do it. He also has a very big dick.
JuanIsn’t that Carl-Jo?”
John: “Yep, definitely is!”
by The greatest ever June 19, 2021
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Carlness

The inner Greatness black Carls have.
Man my friend Carl has lots of Carlness.
by CaliguyThompson March 28, 2015
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Carl

A man who absolutely rocks transition glasses and gets unlimited amounts of pussy and can also be a asshole.
Like when carl said “I’m not going anywhere
by Colonel sanders1665 March 29, 2022
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Hot Carl

Taking a shit on a woman's belly after you fuck her.
I gave her a hot Carl, after I buttfuccked her.
by Ciamnyss August 4, 2018
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