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Benjamin Lint

A guy who is averagely good at funky friday and it horrible at Garry's Mod and is obbsesed With Super Mario 64
"Benjamin Lint" doesnt want to do his math
by Mr. Taz July 12, 2022
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Benjamin

A nobel and strong name for a human or a teddy bear.

Benjamin's are protective of their loved ones and when present will make them feel safe and warm on the coldest of nights.
Very wise and kind by nature but don't be fooled as they can be a bit of an asshole to those that cross them.

A Benjamin normally has a ginger tinge to their fur so don't look directly into their eyes.

When you don't know what to say just think "What would Benjamin bear do in this situation?"
Have you seen my Benjamin? I can't sleep without him.

Q- What does Benjamin bear think to the situation?

A- Benjamin bear thinks they are all assholes

I've never known someone as loyal and righteous as Benjamin.
by Raebdab June 10, 2022
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Benjamin Medve

aka Revxnge-ii has a big cock and loves gaming.
Benjamin medve has a big cock
by Revxnge-ii December 2, 2020
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benjamin ma

- Spends more than 4 hours each day sitting on the toilet, without removing his pants, with no intention of actually going to the toilet, although for some reason still insists on tearing off dozens of pieces of toilet paper and flushing them as part of his ‘cover’
- Eats warm garbage before coming in to school each morning
- Types with two fingers, as hard as possible
- Rolls over on Classmates whenever anything goes wrong and sits in the middle of the bus
- Occasionally gets caught jerking off in the fire stairwell (weirdo)
- Models his haircut on members from the band ‘bald boys united ’
- Obsessive overuse of the words ‘your mom’ and ‘leo’
- Has no friends
- Bares a striking resemblance to ‘The Hamburgular”
- Stores his semen (from his numerous daily stairwell jerk offs) in Dixie cups, with the intention of one day raising an unholy army of ‘little bennys’ to do his bidding
- Has every moment of tenz twitch stream watched
- Occasionally murders fat Asian children and hides them underneath his bed
Devin: That benjamin ma guy is so good at throwing, right?
Navi: What do you mean? He cant even throw the ball 10 yards!
Devin: I meant "throwing" in valorant.
Navi: OHHHH!!! That makes much more sense!
by Ash Hull December 4, 2022
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Benjamin

someone who is really gay. not a bit gay, *really* gay. they also often tackle boys to the ground as an excuse to sit on top of them.
person 1: benjamin
person 2: he’s gay
by yeetz72 May 28, 2022
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