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Banana Dirt

The crust left on the dick after sex, commonly from not washing it after 4 days.
Yesterday I was in the locker room, and my friend said, "Wash of your banana dirt man Jesus!"
by DeadMansFilm October 29, 2009
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banana factory

A woman that has many male partners.
Bill, slept with Stephanie too? Damn, she’s a fricken banana factory.
by SlipperyLobster April 26, 2021
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banana smash

It's when you insert a banana into a woman's vagina and then you have sex with woman until banana comes out. Resulting in a banana cream pie.
The other night this girl came over and I banana smashed the hell out of her vagina.
by Bananas smash March 24, 2017
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desk banana

A desk banana is a banana that you bring to an office job with the intention of eating, but instead leave on your desk until it overripens and is tossed. The banana becomes a symbol of your failure to follow through with better eating habits.
Person 1: "That banana has been on your desk all day. Aren't you going to eat it?"
Person 2: "Nah, it's just a desk banana. You want it? If not, I'm probably gunna toss it."
by ar42dent October 7, 2013
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Banana Gun

The most deadliest gun ever existing on the world. Its either shooting a explosive bullet or a deadly lazer beam of doom.

The chances of finding this gun is unknown, but legends say that there is a banana gun somewhere you would most likely would overlook.
Guy-1: "WATCH OUT HE HAS GOT THE BANANA GUN!"
Guy-2: "Well, there goes my life."
by ScamTram79 January 6, 2021
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Weekend Banana

Oh hey babe, want some of my weekend banana?
by Fortnite_epicman October 28, 2019
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Banana Lobster

A term used to describe Postassium Iodine by Class twofife3.
Hey dumbass told you not to fuck around with that reactor. Now its melting down. You better shove some banana lobster to the back of your throat before Uncle Sam follows up with that dick!
Fukushima sushi restaurants have been serving banana lobster since 2011.
by Docdude November 2, 2016
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