dick biscuit

When you shit in a frozen hotdog bun and put your dick on it, then proceed to attempt to feed your sausage to a wild animal. Usually performed in Wisconsin

There was a deer in my backyard on Tuesday. I tried to give him a dick biscuit , but that didn't end well.

by Doordork February 22, 2016

chicken biscuit

the breakfast of champions

damn man, i had a chicken biscuit for breakfast and i'm craving some booty.

by Cid Saijin April 22, 2005

snoosh biscuit

Alternative slang for The vagina

I’m going to smash her in the snoosh biscuit.

by Simplysinister October 17, 2017

Christ on A Biscuit

The next level in being pissed off just above "Jesus Christ." Though this contains more empahsis on a prolonged bit of pissofery for the Biscuit contains glucose inducing carbo's. Not to be mistaken with chris on a biscuit because that's just canabolism you sick fuck.

Ticket Booth Salesmen:Oh I'm sorry sir all of the tickets have been sold out.
Me: Christ on a Biscuit !

by Plastic Soccer Trophy February 26, 2006

Biscuit head

Someone who has a massive round head, a bit like a rich tea or digestive biscuit

Have you seen Pod lately, he's got a massive biscuit head!

by D4n1 June 29, 2015

Biscuit Bitch

A fat bitch who thinks she's skinny, and tries to mack on all the dudes.

Damn, look at the size of that bitch, thats the third dick shes sucked tonight shes a big ol biscuit bitch.

by EvGottie May 07, 2006

Biscuit Dip

A British sexual act involving a woman placing her labias upon another persons face and dipping up and down while standing.

*Essentially, the female version of a Teabag.

"Johnny likes it when I ride his face, but sometimes I like to biscuit dip."

"Fancy a biscuit dip?"

by illegal Hugs December 15, 2011