1.It's the embodiment of asshole no one can ever come close to how much of an asshole, Asshole Antlion is. 2.That one asshole that's always there, especially in Youtube comments. 3.A person that's a professional at grabbing ass. 4.A person that's born an asshole no rhyme nor reason just wants to burn the world with their stupidity.
by The dankest man handler August 10, 2017
by Mamabear asshole April 19, 2020
I KNEW we shouldn't have gone to that mobile taco truck after the bar. My guts are rolling and I'm going to have to perform an Asshole Exorcism as soon as we get home.
by Bulldog August 03, 2012
The ability of a normal person to become a dick and pull an asshole maneuver if the situation calls for it.
He made fun of me for no reason so I ruined him. I'm a nice guy but it sure pays to have some asshole maneuverability.
by racool September 26, 2008
Any situation in which there are both positive and negative qualities, usually pertaining to food. Can also be used out of frustration, usually pluralized in with this usage.
Jim: How was the resturant?
Steve: All they had was chicken and assholes.
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"Well chickens and assholes, this sucks!"
Steve: All they had was chicken and assholes.
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"Well chickens and assholes, this sucks!"
by King McCool May 23, 2008
by Dr. Zoni May 30, 2008
Originating in New Zealand, this Kiwi original includes utilizing a long piece of toilet tissue, placing one end between buttock cheeks, with pants and undergarments down around ankles. The participant then lights the other end on fire, and then runs across the venue, hoping the flame does not reach the buttocks.
by Pool bitch January 06, 2022