asshole mess

a mess that offends all senses

Don't go in there, Mitch made an asshole mess when he stinky scissored that bridesmaid.

by Dr. Zoni May 30, 2008

asshole pinche

1.) When one vigorously pinches another's asshole with their pointer finger and thumb.

2.) A form of sexual punishment in which on pinches another's asshole

" no please! not another asshole pinche!"

by coco lala banks December 2, 2013

asshole driving

When a driver tends to burnout just to catch someone's attention, pulls out in front of cars, driving very risky possibly leading to someone's injury/death.

What were you doing back there? That was some asshole driving you were doing.

by Dontstopgetitgetit March 16, 2014

blue asshole

Being a dick and also sad at the same time

Wow you can be such a blue asshole sometimes!

by largebread July 5, 2017

Asshole tangling

Car wreck. When two people are driving like assholes and get into a car accident.

There's been an asshole tangling up ahead. Looks like we are going to be late.

by BIGwood223 November 19, 2020

asshole maneuverability

The ability of a normal person to become a dick and pull an asshole maneuver if the situation calls for it.

He made fun of me for no reason so I ruined him. I'm a nice guy but it sure pays to have some asshole maneuverability.

by racool January 13, 2009

elastic asshole

When someone's asshole needs little to no preparation prior to sticking something inside it.

Friend 1: I have an elastic asshole!

Friend 2: What? How does that even work?

Friend 1: Well, while most people's assholes require a great deal of time, different size anal toys, and lube to be stretched out enough to fuck, mine only needs a little lube and maybe a finger for a couple seconds!

Friend 2: Well, I guess I'm never getting that image out of my head

by AliceInWonderland_55 January 24, 2017