Act

Iam "........."

Hym *Snickers*

Iam "........."

Hym *Snickers* "You still sulking over there?"

Iam *Glares*

Hym *Snickers* "Ppfftt Bwahahahahaha aha aha aaaahahahaha!!!"

Iam "You can't be serious!"

Hym "Ha! What you don't like the Joker laugh anymore? HAHAHAHAHAAAA! Blah blah blah! He BaStArDiZeD tHe Ip! You just feel like you sullied your idol with your own inadequacy."

Iam "It wasn't supposed to... Why is this so funny to you?"

Hym "It's the act! The act of doing it is what makes it funny! It's perfectly analogous to our experience! And he encapsulated it in time. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Iam "This isn't... Whatever..."

Hym "Ha!"

by Hym Iam April 28, 2022

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`~`Act`~`Funny`~`Act`~`

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025

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The Pinocchio Internet Act of 1992

An act that does not allow any tiktok users to tell lies on the internet

Jane123Lol: Omg. I this tiktok is so funny! I was there when they filmed it
Richard0_: @Jane123Lol omg delete this! Haven't you heard about the Pinocchio Internet Act of 1992? You can't be telling lies online

by NOIE_LIMAC February 9, 2021

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act like toms

(verb) when someone is super gross rich, but says to people that they are like normal people but actually they always go to concerts, buy very expensive stuff and own a large swimming pool, they also buy stuff that they already have because they're bored, plus they always snapchat what they are doing (it's almost always something cool and fun) or what they are about to buy (it could be a new iPhone or furniture for their bedroom).

Person #1: Hey dude, wanna come with me to buy a new MacBook Air?!

Person #2: Sweetheart, you bought a new laptop yesterday! What's wrong with you?!
Person #1: Hey, you can just refuse, don't get angry!
Person #2: Girl, I don't understand you, you're acting like toms...
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Person #3: Hey sis, do you like this new pair of creepers by Riri?!
Person #4: Damn, these cost like a money-bag!"
Person#3: "Why are you so surprised?! I'm just like you!"
Person #4: "Nope, the price of my shoes never exceeds 35 dollars, yours cost 350 dollars."
(" to act like toms" means that the person is super gross rich but they pretend they're like average people)

by just 4 b0y November 13, 2016

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An Act

It isn't. You can test it right now actually.

Hym "Not an act. Pretending that this is some kind of back-and-forth is the act. The conceptually adjacent reporting from all of the YouTube freaks who all look suspiciously like pedophiles is an act. I have a wager.... Who wants to bet me... A billion dollars to a bucket of dogshit they hired pedophiles to spread Anti-Hym Iam propaganda in exchange for a lighter sentence? I wouldn't take that bet if I were you. Not for a bucket of dogshit. I mean, 100% look like pedophiles. I mean, Trump loves pedophiles and is best friends with them. Paying pedophiles so they don't have to pay the creator of AI. Me? Executive function is down like 45% . I am in rough shape. My brainz does not feel good."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2025

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