Mamabear asshole

Mamabear asshole is the head of the asshole family
by Mamabear asshole April 19, 2020
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Asshole Exorcism

The act of your body evicting tainted food from your guts.
I KNEW we shouldn't have gone to that mobile taco truck after the bar. My guts are rolling and I'm going to have to perform an Asshole Exorcism as soon as we get home.
by Bulldog August 03, 2012
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asshole maneuverability

The ability of a normal person to become a dick and pull an asshole maneuver if the situation calls for it.
He made fun of me for no reason so I ruined him. I'm a nice guy but it sure pays to have some asshole maneuverability.
by racool September 26, 2008
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chicken and assholes

Any situation in which there are both positive and negative qualities, usually pertaining to food. Can also be used out of frustration, usually pluralized in with this usage.
Jim: How was the resturant?
Steve: All they had was chicken and assholes.

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"Well chickens and assholes, this sucks!"
by King McCool May 23, 2008
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asshole mess

a mess that offends all senses
Don't go in there, Mitch made an asshole mess when he stinky scissored that bridesmaid.
by Dr. Zoni May 30, 2008
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Flaming Asshole

Originating in New Zealand, this Kiwi original includes utilizing a long piece of toilet tissue, placing one end between buttock cheeks, with pants and undergarments down around ankles. The participant then lights the other end on fire, and then runs across the venue, hoping the flame does not reach the buttocks.
I lost a bet and had to do a flaming asshole at my cousin's wedding.
by Pool bitch January 06, 2022
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reverse assholing

When someone comes at you sideways but then gets all bent out of shape when you respond with attitude.

When someone tries to act like you're the problem in the situation but really they started it.
'Well you don't need to be a dick about it'
'Bitch you came at me with attitude, stop reverse assholing'
by NotAlice July 14, 2017
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