Angle Artist

People that use lighting and angles to make themselves look attractive and thin in photos. Pretty much if someone only has face shots that were taken from above you can guarantee they're fat.

Source: Reddit
That's what I said. I left after an awkward few minutes, texted her later politely saying I was more hoping to hang out one-on-one, and never heard back. I struck gold when I first downloaded Tinder a couple of months ago, but since then it's just been conversations that go nowhere, a few shitty dates, and angle artists.
by Arkbg1 December 25, 2014
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wayward artist

Noun:
An artist who goes against the grain of society. The do what they want, when and where they want. Follows their own rules in life and creation of art.
He loved life and living it his way- being a wayward artist was who he was.
by Wayward_Brushstrokes July 2, 2022
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dick-up artist

A guy who's a master at giving himself a hardon, any time, any place
I'm going to the club to practice my pickup artist skills.

Well I'm staying home to wank and practice my dick-up artist skills
by D Flawless July 18, 2021
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artistical

A subject or object that was made with the intention to appear to be art.
The chef added colorful sauce to the plate to cause the dish to appear more artistical.
by Bozo G. Strobelchini July 20, 2019
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Tarantula Artist

A non stop artist who is like a tarantula that webs for an awhile, determined to get their food set & ready. Just like an artist who doesn’t stop making music til his/her craving is achieved.
Guy 1: Dude you need some sleep, always staying up making music, you’re like a tarantula artist

Guy 2: well that’s what us tarantula artists do best, non stop making music til our cravings are achieved.
by UnknownArtist. November 3, 2023
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