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Samuel

Damn a "Samuel" is the litest thing on planet earth. Ya know the great wall of china? He built it, and the the Egyptian pyramids too!!! His dick is so damn long, he measured the depth of the Mariana trench with it. Big Bang? It was his idea... So be proud of you, if you know one!
SAMUEL is just sick af.
by Roll_ing January 9, 2019
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Samuel S Yellin

A school full of the most brain dead idoits ever, when you attend u wish you stayed in the other schools. Not as bad as Lidenwold but very close. The teachers get pregnat every chance they get and miss half the school year and whats called a "pep rally" is really some dumbass kids just sitting there with thier hands under their ass. The "win the day saying "is bullshit because after going to one bad school you either go to Sterling or Lindenwold which isnt any better really. The basketball team was good for one year, the baseball team is for some dumbass reason good every year, and the soccer teams are playing against teams from school who dont know what 1+1 is(Magnolia). Every year 90% of the students still think that the word "oof" is funny
"OH, you went to Samuel S Yellin?"

"Yea and?"

"Oh you must be fucking stupid"
by Ajegsndjs February 6, 2023
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Samuel

A slave to the sport of tennis. A tennis slave
by wesser idiot May 28, 2022
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Samuel

A little short bum who can’t close his mouth, and knows the most random shit no one cares about.
by AlienCabbage May 30, 2025
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Samuel

Samuel is the epitome of a steadfast companion, always standing by those he cherishes with unwavering loyalty. His innate ability to dissect challenges and find innovative solutions speaks volumes about his analytical prowess. But it's not just his cerebral skills that make him stand out; Samuel possesses a striking appearance that turns heads wherever he goes. Complementing his good looks is an equally captivating personality, radiating warmth and charisma that draws people to him effortlessly. Beyond all these qualities, having Samuel in one's life is truly a blessing. He's the kind of person whose presence not only comforts but also enriches, making every moment with him a cherished memory. In every sense, Samuel is a remarkable individual who would be a great addition to anyone's life.
Whenever I face a difficult situation, I always turn to Samuel for advice because he has an uncanny ability to see solutions that others might miss.
by He said she said September 1, 2023
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Samuel

Samuel

Noun (UK Slang)

A type of irresistible, cream-filled puff pastry that is commonly savored as a naughty indulgence in the United Kingdom, despite its detrimental effects on one's diet or waistline.

Often used as a metaphor to represent anything that brings immense pleasure but is deemed as a guilty pleasure due to its perceived negative consequences.

Note: The term is derived from the name 'Samuel', though the reasons for this association remain unclear. It may be related to a popular baker or brand, a cultural reference, or a popular cellist named Samuel with affiliation to Wimbledon, London.

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Much like how the phrase 'guilty pleasure' signifies something that one enjoys despite feeling that it is not generally held in high regard, 'a Samuel' has become a synonym for a delicious but naughty indulgence, especially among Brits.
After a long day at work, I couldn't resist the temptation and succumbed to a sinful Samuel from the local bakery.
by YourLondon June 22, 2023
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James Samuel Gallegos Jr

James Samuel Gallegos Jr is guy that is white he plays clash royal everyday and needs to get his rizz up, he also plays fortnite and is in love with gisselle but is rizzing up halo just for the fun of it and needs a better haircut.
Dang is that James Samuel Gallegos Jr rizzing up halo!
by fartgot September 21, 2022
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