asshole mess

a mess that offends all senses

Don't go in there, Mitch made an asshole mess when he stinky scissored that bridesmaid.

by Dr. Zoni May 30, 2008

asshole maneuverability

The ability of a normal person to become a dick and pull an asshole maneuver if the situation calls for it.

He made fun of me for no reason so I ruined him. I'm a nice guy but it sure pays to have some asshole maneuverability.

by racool January 13, 2009

asshole driving

When a driver tends to burnout just to catch someone's attention, pulls out in front of cars, driving very risky possibly leading to someone's injury/death.

What were you doing back there? That was some asshole driving you were doing.

by Dontstopgetitgetit March 16, 2014

asshole pinche

1.) When one vigorously pinches another's asshole with their pointer finger and thumb.

2.) A form of sexual punishment in which on pinches another's asshole

" no please! not another asshole pinche!"

by coco lala banks December 2, 2013

connectivity asshole

someone who at all times is on some form of electronic communication device for fear of missing out on a text, twitter, skype or FB communication.

where's jenny? You mean the connectivity asshole? She's on her computer waiting for someone to make her relevant by tagging her on FB

by theham December 29, 2013

reverse assholing

When someone comes at you sideways but then gets all bent out of shape when you respond with attitude.

When someone tries to act like you're the problem in the situation but really they started it.

'Well you don't need to be a dick about it'
'Bitch you came at me with attitude, stop reverse assholing'

by NotAlice July 13, 2017

Asshole Antlion

1.It's the embodiment of asshole no one can ever come close to how much of an asshole, Asshole Antlion is. 2.That one asshole that's always there, especially in Youtube comments. 3.A person that's a professional at grabbing ass. 4.A person that's born an asshole no rhyme nor reason just wants to burn the world with their stupidity.

Random guy:Someone was just an asshole for no reason.
Random guy:What an asshole antlion.

by The dankest man handler August 9, 2017