asshole mess

a mess that offends all senses
Don't go in there, Mitch made an asshole mess when he stinky scissored that bridesmaid.
by Dr. Zoni May 30, 2008
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Flaming Asshole

Originating in New Zealand, this Kiwi original includes utilizing a long piece of toilet tissue, placing one end between buttock cheeks, with pants and undergarments down around ankles. The participant then lights the other end on fire, and then runs across the venue, hoping the flame does not reach the buttocks.
I lost a bet and had to do a flaming asshole at my cousin's wedding.
by Pool bitch January 06, 2022
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Asshole tangling

Car wreck. When two people are driving like assholes and get into a car accident.
There's been an asshole tangling up ahead. Looks like we are going to be late.
by BIGwood223 November 19, 2020
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reverse assholing

When someone comes at you sideways but then gets all bent out of shape when you respond with attitude.

When someone tries to act like you're the problem in the situation but really they started it.
'Well you don't need to be a dick about it'
'Bitch you came at me with attitude, stop reverse assholing'
by NotAlice July 14, 2017
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asshole pinche

1.) When one vigorously pinches another's asshole with their pointer finger and thumb.

2.) A form of sexual punishment in which on pinches another's asshole
" no please! not another asshole pinche!"
by coco lala banks December 02, 2013
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blue asshole

Being a dick and also sad at the same time
Wow you can be such a blue asshole sometimes!
by largebread July 05, 2017
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Asshole Antlion

1.It's the embodiment of asshole no one can ever come close to how much of an asshole, Asshole Antlion is. 2.That one asshole that's always there, especially in Youtube comments. 3.A person that's a professional at grabbing ass. 4.A person that's born an asshole no rhyme nor reason just wants to burn the world with their stupidity.
Random guy:Someone was just an asshole for no reason.
Random guy:What an asshole antlion.
by The dankest man handler August 10, 2017
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