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February 17 2005

Today’s February 17 2005? It’s Dash day😝
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October 17

Ask your crush if they like you or still like you :’)
Its October 17!
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July 17

National "take a shower/bath with your soulmate". It isn't always sexual, you can just wash each other and be happy.
Boyfriend: Do you know what day is it?
Girlfriend: July 17, the national shower/bathe with your s/o?
Boyfriend: Exactly, wanna celebrate it?
Girlfirend: Sure!
by mikeroast July 11, 2022
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December 17

Girls: here take it
Boys: why?

Girls: it's December 17!
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I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak Got In trouble For Going To Borough Of Manhattan Community College At Age 17
I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak Got In trouble For Going To Borough Of Manhattan Community College At Age 17
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iPhone 17

The much anticipated new members of the iPhone family, set to be birthed into this world later today at the time of writing this.
Before iPhone 17 launch:
Guy 1: Bro... when is this iOS 26 beta update gonna finish!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yeah bro it's gonna finish when the iPhone 17 releases lmfao get it because like you kn-
Guy 1: Get out of my house.

After iPhone 17 release:
Guy 1: Yo I got the new iPhone 17!
Guy 2: WTF HOW DID YOU GET THAT ISNT THAT LIKE SO EXPENSIVE??
Guy 1: I got money to buy it cheap on an obscure site, I got lucky for it not to be a scam, wanna have a look at it?
Guy 2: Don't your parents like prohibit you from buying from dodgy online sites?
Guy 1: Nah bro its fine, I sold my parents anyways and let me have the house so like-
Guy 2: WTF?
by glubglubglubglub September 9, 2025
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