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ONE

A object show with a bad ending that brought me down into tears.

ONE (also referred to informally as "hfjONE") is yet another Object Show created by Cheesy Hfj (the same guy who made the joke show called Battle for Circle) that premiered on June 11th, 2020 and ended on August 21, 2022. It has a group of objects competing for the chance of a wish for anything their heart desires.

However, things get complicated because this isn't a typical contest: the objects came from different parallel universes. All contestants have been suddenly and forcibly teleported to the Plane (a non-descriptive grass field which spreads vastly over god-knows-where) by Airy, an invisible host lackluster in both personality and ideas, in order to compete against their will in his ill-prepared, simple competition.

ONE is best described as a full-on Genre Deconstruction of the typical Object Show format. Throughout its two seasons, both inside and outside the competition, it explores conventions such as simple names, featureless planes, easy reincarnations, and the Planet of Hats that gives rise to objects with human personalities - as well as how those personalities fall apart over the course of a manufactured game show.

The show originally started out with an economy-sized cast of six before Airy kept adding more and more contestants every episode until there are 18 players as of current.
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Blue ones

It’s 2 blue ones = it’s $200 usd
It’s 10 blue ones = 1000 USD
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one-amp

one-amp is a light hearted insult suggesting the person being called it is less bright than other people
" how could you get that wrong,you're a real one-amp you are"
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One (1) tit pic

A newd pic bearing a single breast complete with areola & nipple.

Any nood digital image, picture, photograh, or anime drawing with a lone specification, in this case the number of breasticles—1. That stipulation must be followed by the sender to qualify as a one (1) tit pic.

Compare to side bewb, under būb, wet t-shirt, nipping out (cut glass), double boubble (no cut), cleavage, mounds, pearl necklace, etc.
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Devin Eugene Mackingman III: "Bummer babe. Ok I'll settle for a one (1) tit pic then 😭
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Which ones doyle

A phrase the Cornwall dude from Saint Denis says to you in a soft voice when you are about to capture Etta Doyle
“You bide your time and figure out which ones Doyle
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One eyed Journalist

This term is used for a Journalist that has one eye
mainly used for the character Mafuyu Nakata from the game Danganronpa: Russian Roulette.
i got nothing
i'm so tired
Person 1: Mafuyu ripped her eye out- what do we call her?
Person 2: One eyed Journalist
Person 1: What-
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THAT ONE TIME YOU HAD TO SHIT

that one time i had to shit butt you where not in a posision to do so and you also shat yer self
that one time you had to shit in a buss ou shit i shat myself
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