air time

used to describe the amount of time that elapses between having a bowl movement and flushing said turd down the toilet, allowing the stench to radiate to the surrounding atmosphere.

Dude! That's ripe! Way too much air time on that logger, man!

by PiledhighdeepPhd August 22, 2017

Time waster

A time waster is a person who just spends there time being/doing useless thing while time just ticks by. One by one...... they will wast your time to.

1 Person-Hey do you have time?
2 person-To but-
1 person-Hey what is pi? Hey what's an i-pad? What is-
2 person-I have to go!
1 person-Answer me first! Please! I'll keep annoying you forever!
2 person-fine!

*6 hr later*
2 person- Cya! Time Waster! I waste 6 hr of my life answering dumb useless question for you! Don't come back to me! Ask someone else!
1 person-I didn't waste that person time....

by I_Love_Ninjago_.3. May 18, 2018

Ryan Time

When someone named Ryan says their own name as they orgasm to impress their girlfriend

Wow Mr. Myrbold said it’s Ryan Time to me last night and it was so hot!

by Outchman November 20, 2023

Tragedy + Time = Comedy

An internet equation. It expresses how tragedy will always be funny after time passes.

Dude! 9/11 is fucking hilarious!

Hey, 3,000 people died that day.

Well you know, Tragedy + Time = Comedy.

by anonymous September 10, 2023

Onion time

When you are caramelizing onions, time seems to move slower as you stand over the stove and stir... and stir... and stir. Time loses meaning. Hours, days, you don’t know anymore. You're on onion time now, and the onions get to decide your fate.

Joe is making onion soup. He's on onion time now.

by 0n10n October 27, 2023

Chair Time

The time alotted for a man or woman to receive a lap dance from a stripper. And in most cases, if the recipient and dancer are lucky, the dance will involve a lot of two way contact and be especially dirty.

Nikki sure is giving that guy a lot of chair time.

That stripper is my favorite. She gives you a lot of chair time.

Me and my girl were up all night having some quality chair time.

by L. Morte March 11, 2011

It ain’t even Half Time

A term used when a person/ Nation is dominating, and isn’t even at their fullest capacity, or peak yet.

Example one:
Did you see how I went 75-3 in the first round of domination? It ain’t even half time yet!

Example two: I’m barely warming up bro, it ain’t even half time yet.

by Denied AKA Cipher March 13, 2021