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Time waster

A time waster is a person who just spends there time being/doing useless thing while time just ticks by. One by one...... they will wast your time to.
1 Person-Hey do you have time?
2 person-To but-
1 person-Hey what is pi? Hey what's an i-pad? What is-
2 person-I have to go!
1 person-Answer me first! Please! I'll keep annoying you forever!
2 person-fine!

*6 hr later*
2 person- Cya! Time Waster! I waste 6 hr of my life answering dumb useless question for you! Don't come back to me! Ask someone else!
1 person-I didn't waste that person time....
by I_Love_Ninjago_.3. May 18, 2018
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Mommy tea time

When your mom exercises for a week straight wearing her granny panties and they are dripping and most with a hint of brown crust and makes you a cup of nice warm tea to go to sleep with.
I spent the night at Dustin's place and we had the most rich and flavorful mommy tea time tea,it really help me get to sleep.
by Pours when it rains December 8, 2023
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Morbin Time

by Catherine James June 8, 2022
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Coachella Time

When you are going to be 15 or more minutes late to an event, but you let your friends know right before you are supposed to be there.
Starr: Sorry guys, I know I said 6:30, but I won’t be there until 6:45

Pheelips: She on that Coachella Time!
by Pheelips April 15, 2024
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The Church of the Night Time Cat

The Church of the Night Time Cat is a bi-papal religion centring around the mythical 'Cat of the Night Time' (the Night Time Cat). It is believed that the Night Time Cat watches over his followers and keeps them safe from the night time sins of the Ripper (e.g. Sexual Assault, Alcoholic poisoning and STD's) and provides them with protection against these (condoms, taxis home, fake IDs, pot and other illicit substances).
Man 1 "May the Night Time Cat watch over you as you sleep"

Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"
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Every other time

The frequency DJ Zanimal gets his hair cut (every 6 weeks)
You wouldn't stank so bad if you didn't shower every other time.
by DJ Zanimal October 28, 2020
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