bro i was a dude the whole time

When that one guy in the friend group who always identified themselves as female just pulls this out of nowhere.

A: "Bro, I was a dude the whole time."
B: "Shut up ni-"
A: "But it's true!"
C: "YOU TOLD ALL OF US YOU WERE A GIRL-"
A: "Do you even understand?"
D: "Well, 'bro i was a dude the whole time' means that you were a man the whole time but identified as another gender."
A: "Oh."

by anidiotwhoisbadatblender February 27, 2025

PARTY TIME

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Party time yayayayyayayyasyaytayayayysy

by TrainerJaden2 November 23, 2020

Time Keeper

Slang for a prostitute, escort or woman of the night

That girl is a time keeper

Dave was out with a time keeper last night not his girlfriend

by Theproblem November 18, 2022

griddy time

Griddy time is when you are at a sporting event which is so mind numbingly boring that you drunkenly begin gang raping the mascot just to beat the monotony of your teams sad existence.

The Mariner’s game was so boring we took some “griddy time” out on the moose.

by Jason Vane July 25, 2022

You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here

You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is a long word, often used when someone has typed so much that they deserve to be where they are currently located. There are many ways You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here can be used, such in text, writing, and that is just about the most common forms You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is used.

Guy 1: This is a long sentence I am writing to you right now Guy 2, you might as well respect me.
Guy 2: You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here
Guy 3: Nice.

by hehehehahahafunny November 25, 2020

The Three Time Sindel Swindle Sindel Time Three The

The Three Time Sindel Swindle Sindel Time Three The

The Three Time Sindel Swindle Sindel Time Three The

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies

Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.

Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop

by GenderBendr November 12, 2021