Like Kobeyashi

An alternate to saying "kobe" whenever one does something exceptional. The creation of this work was necessary because Kobe is a douche-bag.

"I just got a hole in one!"
"Like Kobeyashi."

Or

"Kobeyashi!" (while taking a shot)

by White Mamba 2 April 20, 2011

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Playing like Tiger Woods

If you are playing terrible golf, as of late, as in putting horribly or shanking your drive, hitting it in the rough, then you must be really playing bad golf. Add to that effect, you are deep in the trenches trying to get out. This may also apply to hitting the baseball (average is down) or jump shot is "bricking."

Yeh, my golf game has been in the dump...I'm like playing like Tiger Woods.

by Go8ball August 11, 2010

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raced me like a clown

Another driver driving all over you or having someone running all over your back bumper while racing stock cars. This act can cause you to get dumped like Kyle Busch in Homestead 2010.

Reporter: Why did you dump Kyle Busch?

Kevin: Oh he... He raced me like a clown all day. Driving all over me, running all over my back bumper, cut in front of me and I didn't lift.

by Butt Hurt Kurt June 10, 2019

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excuses are like asses

Indicates the prevelance or abundance of a thing. Adds a negative connotation to what every you are comparing to assholes. Usually used as "blanks" are like asshole, everyone's got one.

Mustangs are like assholes, every one has one.

by tex May 24, 2004

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