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jacking to that chick's keyboard

When a guy finds a nerdy girl attractive.
Well Lisa is so smart and independent. You know all sorts of simps are jacking to that chick's keyboard.

Donald and Margot were married for 3 years. But then Margot found out Donald was jacking to that chick's keyboard and she left him and took the house.
by Saison Xiang February 26, 2023
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Jaw Jack

When you grab a stolen object from someone and use the same momentum to elbow them in the face, simultaneously knocking them out and reclaiming your property.
Eric Sparrow: What do you say? One last trip around the neighborhood. Winner takes the tape.
Steve: elbows Eric and grabs the stolen tape
Stacy Peralta: Holy shit, you just jaw jacked Eric!
by jawjackerericsparrow June 16, 2021
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aiden jack longden

a man with the biggest saltiest juiced tastiest sexiest thickest cheesiest ding dong in the world

triple cheese burger
by kimykong tttt November 16, 2022
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Jack

Never get too close. He will leave you with brain damage and the reek of his smell
Jack is a disaster
by jordanrock2 November 22, 2021
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jack ludlam

aoifes soulmate
jack ludlam is aoifes soulmate 🍩😉
by aoifeludlam June 6, 2023
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getting jack moored

when you ask for head but then get your ass beat and then after getting your ass beat by someone else and making excuses for being a pussy, while also getting nudes from middle schoolers and trying to say she sent them randomly
"Bro I was getting Jack Moored earlier"
by boobybojangles27 February 9, 2024
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jack comeau

Is the greatest human being. He gets all the girls. He is very handsome and is great at sports. His eyes, hair, and looks are like a combination of Jesus and Channing Tatum. He is very tall and strong and is smart. He is also very funny. Everyone likes jack comeau and if you don't you deserve a bullet to ur brain.
He is such a jack comeau, so beutiful and handsome
by yrncudz August 10, 2017
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