gravel for your duck

the theory that, as a duck needs gravel to eat and digest its food, a man needs sex to live.

"Man, I'm taking you to the bar tonight. You need to get some gravel for your duck"

by "OMD" February 29, 2008

Respecting your elders

A widespread belief is that you should show respect to people with more experience than you, which includes the elderly. Also a free-pass for those people to be rude without consequences.

*In a shop*
YOU: *Pull out a gun and aim at the cashier* Don't move, this is a robbery! All money in the bag!
ELDERLY: Excuse me, young man, will this take long? I've been standing in this queue for ten minutes and my back is killing me.
YOU: Oh, I'm sorry, I should have realised. *To the cashier* Please serve this old lady first.
ELDERLY: Thank you for respecting your elders. *Deep inhale* Don't move, this is a robbery…!

by Racoon7 February 5, 2018

bag your meat

To bag one's meat. A man involved in the missionary sex position with a woman. Successful intercourse involving the interaction between male genitalia and female genitalia.

Dude! That chick is all over you! Bag your meat man!

by Smash addict February 23, 2007

missing your pencil

Missing your pencil is to be bitchy and pissy for no good reason.
Comes from the joke : You know a woman is having a bad day when her tampon is behind her ear and she's missing her pencil
May be used for both male and female

Sara: GOSH! EVERYBODY SHUT UP!
Marissa: whats your problem? missing your pencil?

Damn, Mr. A was seriously missing his pencil in class today. He gave me detention for accidentally dropping my notebook.

by Kenzzz July 25, 2008

hold your lobsters

another version of 'hold your horses'.

"come on"
"hold your lobsters!"

by mia420 December 25, 2008

What's your ass

"What's your ass?" is a question that is asked around the world. The actual meaning behind it is either, "How are you (on a scale of 1-10, 10 being the best)?" or "What are you doing?"

Nick: Yo, Ozzie what's your ass?

Ozzie: I'm about an 8.

Tim: Yo, Tino what's your ass?
Tino: My ass is chillen in my room.

by Germangi October 14, 2013

Dj your dad

DJ at your local bar who dresses like your dad and abuses his I tunes library.

Hey is Dj your dad playing Rick Astley?....BTW i like his pleated pants.

by mary jo kimsey February 27, 2009