why exercise when you can get extra sides

A stupid phrase I came up with meaning "Why be healthy when you can be fat as fuck?"

P1: Hey, how's your diet change been going?
P2: I stopped.
P1: What?! Why?! You're gonna get diabetes man!
P2: Why exercise when you can get extra sides?
P1: ...

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 19, 2022

Defunked Now Realism, (AKA The Denver Get Rich Crew)

The act of hanging with your crew from a period otherwise known as SaturUnday. To get crunked and babble in a language only found in the SaturUnday period in time! An actual vortex of sloshy funness usually only coherent to the crew itself. Outsiders are most likely NOT to understand easily, unless of course they have been previously submerged in the SaturUnday funday previously before.

Gurl that was some serious Defunked Now Realism, (AKA The Denver Get Rich Crew) we spit some serious verbal salad. We should have put that shit on vid, it woulda been viral by now already shoot. The only thang missing from making the Denver Get Rich Crew complete was Tranny Tyler! Where she is be?

by Chocolate Brent April 11, 2011

You better hurry up the bad guys are getting away

What you say when you find a cop sitting on a toilet.

John: Hey there's a cop. You better hurry up the bad guys are getting away.

by Deep blue 2012 August 16, 2010

GET OUT OF MY CAR NAAAAAW sir you are not to yell at me

GOOMCNsyantyam means get out, go to the hospital and dont call an uber ever again.

GET OUT OF MY CAR NAAAAAW sir you are not to yell at me

by Wth does pseudonym mean? February 01, 2021

Don’t go out with the boys if you can’t get up with the men

Don’t go out for drinks and take a shit load of narcotics if you’re going to be a pussyio and not get up for work the next day, get up get at it and seize the day. No sick days just bangin headaches. More life

Marcus - “John keeps calling in sick after a heavy session, it’s happened a couple of times this month and he might lose his job if he keeps it going”

Zeus - “John shouldn’t have gone out with the lads for drinks if he wasn’t going to get up and go to work in the morning”

- Only the og’s can hoof that last stitcher at 8am & still make it in time for work @ 9am with a coffee, feg in one hand and a croissant in the other as if normal, get the job done n dusted & get back on the drink later that day.

- Don’t go out with the boys if you can’t get up with the men

- Priorities come first

by moneymmitch June 29, 2021

National give your gf your hoodie day (they get to keep it)

Give your girlfriend a hoodie so a piece of you will always be with them when they need it. Girls love boy’s hoodies

Girl: Guess what day it is!?!?
Boy: what?
Girl: National give your gf your hoodie day (they get to keep it)
Boy: oh really…😏 here you go!
Girl: puts it on

by cacawaterlolol March 15, 2022

Do you want ants? Because, that's how you get ants!

A phrase quoted be Malory Archer and her son Sterling on the FX and FXX show Archer.

Sterling: Oh, is that what you want?

Lana: Yup

Sterling: Because that's how you get ants!
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Malory: Why are there donuts everywhere?

Sterling: Lana did that

Lana: I....

Malory: Do you want ants? Because, that's how you get ants!

by Viscount Druitt September 14, 2021