Crotchety cunt

Someone who has just bummed their cousin and Is going on the run because of it even though the girl FUCKING liked it and it was her FUCKING idea

Randal:Oi m8 ave u seen garry I do want 2 giv him some cheeky bum sex.
Clarence:Nah m8 he's a crotchety cunt now

by Ur nonce of a cousin October 13, 2018

Bungle cunts

pussy's in knots

bungle tumple of bungle cunts

by yo-noid giver November 20, 2019

cunt biscuit

A fat flaky dry vagina

Your face looks like a real cunt biscuit!

by highrollerjo March 17, 2017

Cunt-Wagon

The name given to someone being distasteful in public amongst friends.

John was being a dick to a copper after we left the club. The angry policeman put us all on the same cunt-wagon and we got nicked.

by The Sheikh May 5, 2013

Cunt Coma

When a person is in an extreme state of drunkenness, unable to take care of themselves, unwilling to take help and being abusive.

'lets get Tom home, he's fucked.'
'Yeah, but i feel like leaving him in the street because he's in a cunt coma.'
'I know, he just punched me and is shouting abuse at those pikeys over there!'

by Tarrel May 5, 2012

Scutty cunt

Someone with the initials AP that’s a proper scutter

Have you seen that Girl over there, she’s a proper scutty cunt

by Yadaknow November 1, 2021

peddle assisted cunts

Single/groups of cyclists on the road.

The PAC’s (Peddle assisted cunts) were taking up the whole road.

by i want to break free February 24, 2024