don't cap on me

used as an expression when someone is making fun or being insulting.

HIM:nigga u ugly asf
HER: broo stop capping on me

HER: stop tryna fuck w her

HIM: don't cap on me.

by Steven eric allan February 3, 2019

Fuck me pls

Meaning when somebody wants to have sex so much, they end up begging

Chris- no Linda I don’t wanna have sex with you

Linda- pls Chris fuck me pls

by Pikkled_ginger February 17, 2019

My mind's telling me no, but my body is telling me yes

Rape.

My mind's telling me no, but my body is telling me yes

by Interactive November 6, 2009

You Dropped a Bomb On Me

What you say to a woman when she is so beautiful you are unable to function, most often when you first see her you lose all motor control and inhibition. Having a bomb dropped on you is also possible when a woman flirts with you, praises you, touches you or straight comes on to you. She doesn't have to like you though. She could be racking up the guys.

Tim: Dude, she fucking dropped a bomb on me, I'm gonna ask her to marry me. Tomy: Damn right, she did, you ain't thinking straight.

Johnny: Bro, did she drop a bomb on you or what? she asking for it. Mark: Oh yeah she is, here I come.

Jerry: Hey Suzy, you dropped a bomb on me, I can't stop thinking about how much I'd love to love you. I love You. Suzy: Oh myyy!

Kevin: Hey Mary wanna get fucked up and fuck? Mary: Oops, I dropped a bomb on him. This is gonna be awkward.

by MrDrProfessorWomenMakeNoSense November 4, 2013

don't tag me bro!

similar to asking to not be 'tased, bro', this is said when at a sketchy party and everyones taking pictures that will inevitably end up on the facebook.

omgz get together and hold those bottles high... alright.. but "DON'T TAG ME BRO!"

by evan scott May 6, 2008

country fried steak'd me

When a woman prepares a country fried steak for a man early in their relationship and the man instantaneously falls for her.

Phil: I'm totally in love with Simone.
Karl: That was fast, when did that happen?
Phil: Dude she country fried steak'd me on our second date!

Karl: Oh snap!

by Allison's Giant Bush July 28, 2010

take me out back

To kill one’s self or to kill another person for being dumb/ ignorant

I really just spelled goggles as google?? Take me out back

by Coolblue February 16, 2021