Penis

The thing dudes have. Not all dudes have penises and not everyone with a penis is a dude.

Person 1 - “I have a penis”
Person 2 - “Cool”

by Fluffhead. September 6, 2022

Penis

A long thing unless you are Jake Paul

You suck penis and you know it Jeremy

by Jake Paul Is Cancer December 19, 2019

Penis

A male body organ or a person who resembles a male body organ.

Girl: Damn dude you have a penis but you also are a penis!
Boy: Oh that's messed up.

by Donaldturniptop May 15, 2024

Penis

The one body part you can't stop lying about

"My penis is 12 inches long!"
"Yeah right lol"

by Fightnperish June 7, 2022