Did you record this with a potato?

When people post videos of extremely bad quality on Youtube, commentators sometimes post a question asking, “Did you record this with a potato?” This questions how the video poster ever even thought that his video was youtube worthy; videos that receive this comment are often heavily pixellated, corrupted, excessively blurry, or constantly contain text that’s too small to see.

In these comments the word potato is often replaced with something else, for example calculator..

Guy 1: *Shows a video with bad quality*
Guy 2: "Did you record this with a potato?"

by SParwa August 23, 2011

silence! I kill you

Made famous by Achmed the dead terorist, this phrase became one of Jeff Dunham's most loved lines and is now used to express a burst of anger towards someone.

Joe: Man you realy should not be driving.
Moe: Silence! I kill you

by Jose Halapeno December 31, 2008

16 will get you 20

A girl that is too young, not neccasarily 16, but will get u about 20 years in jail if u mess around with her.

by unknown July 19, 2003

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

A response when someone uses the insult "Suck my dick, my balls etc."

person 1: I hate singing!
person 2: Cause you can't sing.
person 1: Suck my dick.
person 2: You'd like that, wouldn't you?

by elmacko April 28, 2011

you don't know dick

You don't know anything. You don't know what you are talking about. Similar to squat and diddley. There is also a board game and a movie called "You Don't Know Dick" but the saying is considerably older.

If you had to look this up, you don't know dick.

by terrorint March 24, 2016

I love you mostest

You add mostest at the end if I love you to signify you love your partner the mostest of all. Whoever says I love you mostest automatically loves the other partner more than he or she does forever and HAS to accept.

Dominic: I love you.

Stephanie: I love you more.

Dominic: I love you mostest. 💙
Stephanie: wow! You love me more than I do!? Guess I have to accept it.

by TheMostCorrectPersonToEverLive February 28, 2018

Did you find $20?

A sarcastic phrase often used to question and belittle a person who has told a long story full of boring mumbo jumbo bullshit, that doesn't have any single significant point.

Also see cool story bro.

Person A: "So I went to the mall today and" etc...
Ten minutes later
Person A: "... so I bought one for my Cat."
Person B: "Did you find $20?"
Person A: "No."
Person B Leaves

by JGroove December 8, 2010