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AURGGG *coughs like an ipad kid*

man: hey kid give me your ipad :) kid: NO AURGGG *coughs like an ipad kid*
by bee_offical April 2, 2022
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<.8.7.>you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need<.8.7.>
<.8.7.>you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need<.8.7.>
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Ya Like Jazz

"Ya Like Jazz" is Jeff Bezos's famous last words. RIP Bezos. We really dont miss you, you prick
"Ya like jazz, steve?" "Didnt that one rich asshole say that before he died" "Potentially.."
by Your Mother </3 January 6, 2022
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chick-like

To exist and live as though you are a woman when in reality you are a man.
To have your mate behaving in the accusationary manner of your female spouse or partner.
To behave in the manner of a girlfriend and give advice as though your mate was channeling your woman.
Highly personal and a divergent reality warp if you're both heterosexual males.
In denial of your manliness.
"Mate you're starting to sound like my bloody girlfriend, what's with gettin' so chick-like on me."

"C'mon mate i know you're wearing a skirt but could you get any more chick-like?"

"Mate your house is so clean it's almost chick-Like."

"What do you mean you're not comin' to the footy, mate you're getting so chick-like."
by Heath Myers May 29, 2007
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Fireworks I Feel Like Glitter

a similar term for butterflys in your stomach when youre feeling flustered
Crush: I hope that we can be more than just friends..

Person: Fireworks I feel like glitter 😵 💫😳
by isa6elita August 25, 2022
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put it on you like lipstick

using the penis in a circular motion over the lips as a lipstick dispenser. like a woman applying lipstick
by mayhem/adamdog23 January 31, 2022
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joel-like

a morbidly obese man with shitty greasy poodle like hair
wow that man in McDonald's is very joel-like
by al3x_col33 December 15, 2023
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